By PJ Buttnuckle, Bearded Sports Contributer
One of the more creative traditions in college sports is West Virginia University’s Mountaineer mascot. Every year a new student is named the official WVU Mountaineer. The fringe benefits are amazing. Although health benefits aren’t offered, the mascot gets a tailor-made buckskin suit, coonskin hat, a rifle and powder horn, which is fully capable of being fired, and a scholarship (who cares, they had me at the buckskin suit). To see some girls in their underwear, hit the warp speed jump.