- “Hair today, Beard Tomorrow.” Ancient Chinese Proverb
- “To beard, or not to beard, that is the question.” Hamlet
- “A millimeter a day keeps the barber away.” Old Wives tale
- “A beard in hand is worth ten shaves in the sink.” Socrates
- “I have a beard” – Martin Luther King, Jr.
- “…to boldly grow where no man has grown before.” Cmdr. William Riker
- “You shave my beard, I’ll shave yours.”
- “The choice is yours, Neo. The Red Pill or the Beard Pill.” Morpheus